Alright, so this is my first blog ever. I would introduce myself, but that would just spoil all the fun wouldnt it? I guess you'll have to wait for further blog entries to find out all about me.
Anyhow, on to the topic, I consider myself a Harry Potter fan, at least when it comes down to the books. But honestly, for some weird unexplainable reason I just can't help but to see the movies every time they come out, even tho I know every single time I'll be disappointed, there's nothing I can do about it, I just need to buy the ticket and be at the premier every single time, standing in line for around 3 or even more hours, watching all the other fans wearing their Gryffindor outfits, and even the ocassional Slytherin fan yelling at everybody how much they suck at magic (yea seriously).
So this wednesday I had my ticket reserved, I went early with some friends, and stood in line to get a good seat for around 3 hours. Like any good gamer, I took out my iPod and nintendo DS (oh yes, Im a nintendo fanboy) and waited...
I honestly don't know how to just type in words how much that movie sucked. For starters, why the hell do they keep making the movies some kind of sad teenager's comedy? It's perfectly understandable that they add one or two jokes regarding all the romantic plots going around in the book, but like over half the entire movie was just retarded jokes concerning either Ron with Lavender, or just some other stupid / retarded joke. There's just so much material out there to make a good movie, but they keep hanging to the idea of making up sad jokes to make the kids laugh. I mean seriously, the first two books were kind of childish in a way, but after that they got more deep, dark, and with more heavy plots behind, they were no child's book at all.
There were also a couple other scenes that just made me go WTF!, for example the scene in the cave when they were looking for the horrocrux, that was no cave at all, it was more like Superman's fortress of solitude with a bunch of gollum wannabes hidden in the water. And don't even get me started on the very last "action" scene. Death eaters literally walking outside the castle?! What happened with all the action going on between the order of the phoenix fighting them? Fenrir Greyback practically eating Ron's brothers face, and Malfoy running through the castle with his hand of glory. But ohhhh no, they just made Bellatrix break a few windows and glasses to at least make up for the lack of action. And what do we get in return? They burn the Weasley's house in a totally made up scene in the middle of the movie, probably to add some action, because the movie was so damn boring I would have probably left if it kept up that boring pace.
So yea, here I am now, hoping they replace whoever directed that movie so they can at least make the last 2 worth watching, so I can at least, for one movie, be satisfied. It shouldn't be that hard to just please the fans with 1 movie out of 8 isnt it?
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